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  • He told me to ignore the cold, and I’d be warmer.

    My dad always had a way to stop something else. When I broke my ankle, he asked if I wanted him to bite my finger. I said no, but he insisted it would take my mind off the pain in my ankle if he bit my finger off. I knew he was joking, but it […]

  • We couldn't find the furnace in the house.

    My sister and I went to every Open House we came upon over the weekend. We would look at different things in the house, and make notes. We knew what we wanted and what we didn’t want in a house. I don’t think we ever signed the guest book, because we were too young to […]

  • The house didn’t have an HVAC system.

    My husband and I went to an auction last week. It was an old farmhouse, and everything had to go, including the house. They wanted any prospective homebuyers to bring paperwork from the bank, saying how much the preapproval loan was for, toward the purchase of the house. The owners wanted to make sure the […]

  • I planted flowers around the AC unit.

    I ignored her tantrum and walked into the house I was tired of looking at the grass around the air conditioning unit. I was told I had to get the grass and debris from around the air conditioning unit, but it just grew back. My wife thought we should sow grass killer and then plant […]

  • The gas man hit my air conditioning unit.

    I was getting my gas tanks filled last week. When the gas man arrived, he backed into my driveway, just like he always does. I watched as he kept backing up and got closer to the house. I knew the second he hit the air conditioning unit, because I could hear it and felt the […]

  • I planted flowers around the A/C unit.

    I was sleepy of looking at the lawn around the a/c unit, i was told I had to get the lawn and debris from around the a/c unit, but it just grew back. My fiance thought my pal and I should sow lawn killer and then plant flowers around the a/c unit, but she said […]

  • The gas guy hit my a/c unit.

    I was getting my gas tanks filled last week, when the gas guy arrived, he backed into my driveway, just like he consistently does. I watched as he kept backing up and got closer to the house. I knew the second he hit the a/c unit, because I could hear it and felt the cabin […]

  • My husband tore up the furnace again

    Last month when he was laboring on our boiler, my husband tore it up even more than it was to start with. When he first told me that he was going down to the basement to try to work on the boiler, I just rolled my eyes at him! Of course, he was mad at […]

  • We are going to repair the heating unit

    I don’t know what we are going to do if we can’t get the boiler fixed in time. We are going to have to get the boiler fixed before my pal and I can host the children’s event that we are planning for next month. Even though Spring is coming and the weather is finally […]